All this typing is stressful as ChaosCentral has never picked up the art of touch-typing!
Luckily, we are surrounded by far more talented guest presenters who can not only touch-type, but actually really know things about Irish Dancing, the latter of which ChaosCentral is sadly deficient...
So, until the normal programme resumes, you will be in the gentle caress of our anonymous contributor, only known as C from Canberra :)